Sunday, March 22, 2015

Smooth Viking ~ For the Bearded Man in Your Life



I love a man with a beard. Recently there has been a trend that returned to our primal urges where women see hairy men as strong, independent, and wise. Historically, growing a beard showed women that the man was getting mature and ready to plant his seed (sorry I had to write plant his seed) and make lots of babies. I am so glad the beard has made a return. The man with the beard is desirable and confident (and ruggedly handsome). There is nothing sexier than a man who looks like he could build you a treehouse with just his hands. (It's a scientific fact that all bearded men can do this.) Another bonus to a man with a beard? You know he has to be committed and patient to put in the time to let that beautiful thing grow on his face. If you have a bearded man in your life, you know that he takes the beard very seriously. Learn to appreciate the beard. It is his baby, his pride and joy. And while he might let you stroke it from time to time, do not mess with his beard grooming supplies. 

Something magical happens when facial hair goes from stubble to full beard. It gets so soft. Part of the reason for this is the magic. The rest is thanks to products such as balms, conditioners, and oils that are specially formulated for beard strength and masculinity. Smooth Viking sent me these products to test for reviewing purposes. Don't you love that name? Smooth Viking. What do you picture? A manly Norse man with a giant beard and big muscles sailing across the ocean? Did you know that Vikings were ultra hygienic? Vikings were considered very clean and bathed once a week (yes that's a lot). Also, archaeologists have found combs, tweezers, razors, and other grooming utensils that indicate the Vikings took their grooming and their hygiene fairly seriously and they kept up their appearances. Sorry, I digress with my Viking fantasies. 


No one likes a dry brittle beard. We like the magic beard that is soft, smooth, and tickly. And few things are as obnoxious as an itchy beard. Smooth Viking Beard Conditioner softens dry beard hair by nourishing it with natural, hydrating ingredients, while also nourishing the skin behind your magnificent beard. Shea Butter, Mango Butter, and Argan Oil also strengthens your beard from root to tip.



Messy beards can be hard to manage. If styling your beard is nearly impossible, you are in need of Smooth Viking Beard Balm. The balm helps to tame your luscious beard with Mango Butter, Shear Butter, Beeswax, Avocado Oil, and Sweet Almond Oil. The balm can also strengthen a weak beard to beef if up a little and give it some oomph. The balm will hold in moisture particles making hair follicles appear thicker.


Smooth Viking acknowledges that a dry beard can be as hard to conquer as the great Kraken. Smooth Viking's Beard Oil is how you can fight the Kraken. The oil protects against dandruff and keeps the beard under control using Avocado Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Moroccan Argan Oil, Olive Oil, Pumpkin Seed Oil, Castor Oil, Jojoba Oil, Vitamin E, and Pure Essential Oil. Massage 3 drops of oil into your beard for a tamer, healthier beard.

All of these products are easy to use and provide excellent beard protection. They are not messy as they come in small tins, except the oil which has a dropper for convenience. All 3 products arrived in their own individual burlap bag that is very rugged and manly (and also adorable), just like a lumberjack. I love the 100% natural ingredients that are known to be hydrating and nourishing. The products are formulated with Viking strength to help you conquer all beard needs. These products are guaranteed to soften your beard and to make you more handsome in general. 

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